Todd Van Poppel

Todd Van Poppel
Todd Van Poppel
pitching prospect 
limitless potential

Todd Van Poppel
Todd Van Poppel
Oakland Athletics
already unstoppable 

Todd Van Puppy 
Todd Very Pristine 
toast of ‘91
Beckett’s Magazine

Wodd of Dollars
Van Odd Cents  
sportscard show
whole allowance

In Todd We Trust
We the Poppel believe 
keep it safe
in a plastic sleeve

But Poppel Van Poopy
Turned Van Shit
got to the majors
very hard hit

Todd Value Droppel
Turd Value Plunge
tossed into commons
with decisive lunge

Later Van Poppel
Toddely For Gotten
down in parents basement
26 years rotten

Godd Van Damn
Godd Van Bless
“Mass produced 90s
virtually worthless”

Eyes Go Poppel 
Todda Be Trippin'
“50 bucks for all,
you pay shipping”

Blah Ass Fuckel 
Teeth Van Gnash
100 lbs of cards 
go straight in the trash

Poppel Todd Van
Van Todd Poppel
the psychics were wrong
the investment has toppled

Boggle Puppet Poptart
Tee Vee Pee
kept just one card 
that reminds me

Todd Once Royal 
Poppel Once Pope
briefly my childhood
symbol of hope


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