Break Room Dishes

My soul rose above my body and looked down…

It saw me washing dishes in the faculty break room for the first time ever. I’d brought leftover General Tso’s Chicken from home and microwaved it in a blue ceramic bowl I’d found in the break room cabinet. I ate it with a fork I found in a drawer. And washed it down with water-cooler water in a mug I found on the countertop. When I was done my soul watched me cleaning them all out in the sink and went “whaaa???”