Sometimes Opening Day is in July
and everyone wants to know why
but the Gods of Baseball will not say
sometimes they play to near empty stadiums
bleacher mannequins and knock-off crowd hums
locker rooms stocked with Purell drums
sometimes the W.H.O. is on first
masked baserunners steal second and third
and the Toronto Blue Jays can't go home
sometimes guys are on IL for quarantine
and Black Lives matter to entire teams
only maybe made up later with 7 inning double headers
"What the hell is this?"
we ask the Gods
but they don’t say shit
just like the time they took 948
games for revenue/salary debate
including the one to decide a champion
(Montreal title aspirations benched
Expos fan conspiracies in half-French
eventually move to new Nation(al) in Washington
We tell the Gods our calendars are set
162 contests with no roulette
training in spring World Series October 30 6:08pm
yet sometimes there's a long delay
and sometimes the end is cut away
and sometimes they take a chunk right outta the middle
like the week to dwell on tower attacks
snooping around dugouts for traces anthrax
and new patriotic anthems a stretch for seventh innings
or like the other time they went on strike
or like the other time they went on strike
or like the other time they went on strike
Gods, you put Ted Williams in a fighter plane twice
minted silver pennies paid a D-Day price
while the league pressed on with dwarves and the deformed
and Warren G Harding's death halted things once
like when Christy Mathewson got gassed on Western Front
in times of Spanish Flu... look, none of this is new!
damn the Gods!
they’ve always been doing it
no explanations justifications or apologyizations
San Francisco-Oakland series quake
rumble flames and bridges brake
fault lines at Candlestick no jumping escape
And oh how the Gods make it rain... so fat and sharp
under lightning make em roll out wet tarp
cancelled cancelled cancelled cancelled cancelled
why Gods of Baseball?
we ask all appalled
like a strike we thought should not have been called
"you should know by now"
"you should know" they say
"you should know by now" they say
September 2020, Cornville AZ
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