I went to Domino’s to pick up my pizza.
I looked down and suddenly noticed I’d stained myself with watermelon lemonade earlier that day. I must’ve drank it poorly. It was right on the center of my chest. White t-shirt. Pink spot.
I pulled one side of my jean vest all the way across so no one would notice.
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