Todd Van Poppel Todd Van Poppel pitching prospect limitless potential Todd Van Poppel Todd Van Poppel Oakland Athletics already unstoppable Todd Van Puppy Todd Very Pristine toast of ‘91 Beckett’s Magazine Wodd of Dollars Van Odd Cents sportscard show whole allowance In Todd We Trust We the Poppel believe just keep it safe in a plastic sleeve But Poppel Van Poopy Turned Van Shit got to the majors very hard hit Todd Value Droppel Turd Value Plunge tossed into commons with fastball lunge Later Van Poppel Toddely For Gotten my parents' basement 26 years rotten Godd Van Damn Godd Van Bless “Mass produced 90s virtually worthless” Eyes Go Poppel Todda Be Trippin' “50 bucks whole collection, you pay shipping” Blah Ass Fuckel Teeth Van Gnash 100 lbs of cards go straight in the trash Poppel Todd Van Van Todd Poppel the psychics were wrong the investment has toppled Boggle Puppet Poptart Tee Vee Pee kept just one card to remind me Todd Once Royal Poppel Once Pope briefly my childhood symbol of hope
December 2017, Sedona, AZ… after throwing out most of card collection in parent’s basement
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