Yesss just like the housekeepers left it like no one has ever stayed there before air crisp scent fresh carpet vacuumed kingsized bed sheets pulled up so tightly row of pillows upright against headboard chocolate mints foily on top waste basket empty all drawers bare nothing hanging in closet desk uncluttered channel guide, pen&pad, room service menu uniformly spaced sharp right angles dusted countertop ice bucket dry, ready drinking glasses in plastic wrap coffee maker, packets, filters, stirrers in little basket bathroom towels folded into precise rectangles complimentary bottles lined up - shampoo, conditioner, bodywash bar of soap in small cardboard box toilet paper dangle creased a perfect triangular point it all makes me go, "Ahhhhhhhhh" BUT THEN I HAFTA PEE… a little bit gets on the seat I reach for perfect toilet paper dangle hesitate for a moment then sigh tear it off crumple it up wipe my dick and the bowl before tossing it and flushing away forever it's the beginning of The Great Inevitable Messing Of It Allllll Up August 2017, Boulder, CO
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